The pervasive nature of plastic pollution has led to growing concerns about its impact on human health, particularly the presence of microplastics within our bodies. Tiny plastic particles have been detected in human blood, lungs, and even placentas, raising alarms and creating a market for potential solutions. Capitalizing on these anxieties, a new wave of elective medical services is emerging, with some startups now claiming they can remove these microscopic contaminants directly from the bloodstream. One such company, highlighted in recent reports, suggests a procedure aimed at purifying blood, tapping into public fear surrounding ubiquitous plastic waste. This development occurs against a backdrop of significant scientific uncertainty. While the detection of microplastics in the human body is confirmed, the specific health consequences remain largely unknown and are the subject of ongoing research. Scientists are actively investigating whether these particles cause inflammation, cellular damage, or other adverse effects, but definitive evidence linking circulating microplastics to specific diseases is currently lacking. The potential harms are still being explored, and the concentrations typically found are extremely low, making it difficult to ascertain their true biological impact. Therefore, the premise that removing these particles offers a tangible health benefit is speculative at this stage. The emergence of clinics offering microplastic removal treatments highlights a trend within the elective wellness industry, where services often target consumer fears ahead of robust scientific validation. Similar to elective IV drips or unproven anti-aging therapies, these procedures cater to anxieties amplified by media coverage and the undeniable reality of environmental pollution. The treatments themselves, often involving processes akin to dialysis or filtration, are presented as proactive health measures. However, without clear evidence that the targeted microplastics pose a direct, quantifiable threat at the levels found in most people, or that the removal process itself is safe and effective long-term, such offerings exist in a grey area between wellness innovation and opportunistic marketing. Experts urge caution, emphasizing the need for rigorous scientific investigation before such procedures become widespread or accepted. The focus, many argue, should remain on understanding the fundamental interactions between microplastics and human biology, as well as on reducing plastic production and pollution at the source. Treating the symptom—microplastics in the blood—without fully understanding the disease, or even confirming if it *is* a disease, carries potential risks. Furthermore, invasive procedures always carry inherent risks, which must be weighed against unproven benefits. Consumers should be wary of treatments predicated on fear rather than established medical necessity and consult with trusted healthcare professionals. Ultimately, while the idea of cleansing our bodies of plastic pollution is appealing, the current scientific landscape suggests such procedures are premature. The conversation around microplastics is complex, involving environmental science, toxicology, and public health. Addressing the root cause of plastic pollution remains the most critical path forward, rather than relying on costly and scientifically uncertain elective treatments to mitigate exposure after the fact. Continued research will be vital to clarify the actual health risks associated with microplastic exposure and to guide effective, evidence-based public health strategies and potential future interventions if they are proven necessary.